Can we join the fleet?

Good golf attire.

Fleet uniform

Salute!

What is this hughes?

Yes, you are suspended for one month. With effect from now. Please report to the officer's mess for a debriefing from the admiral of the fleet and craftsman coco.

Oh dear.

That's all i'm saying. Hymers is totally to blame.

They've arrived.

What is it?

.....

Who I am sharing with........

Well the rooming list has been asked for and now provided for.....and I can now exclusively announce the results of the draw for the Amsterdam 2009 Fleet Bondage Tour.







In Room 1 - a delightful and cozy twin room....Sea Marshall Cock and Finance Minister Cervi

In Room 2 - with an intoxicating blend of aromas...AotF Starj, CEO Card and Commandant Percy

In Room 3 - a room of fine Fleet Guests....Alee, Stoo and Steeevo.

And Room 4 - to share a single bed and look after the junior member of the fleet, Gunnery Sergeant Hymers and EXCO Campo.

Sea Marshall C9ck's Birthday Honours List

On accepting the rank of Sea Marshall, I - secretly and under laws as old as the fleet itself - and with the utmost humility - bestowed upon myself the duty, nee privilege, of announcing a birthday honours list...er... on an annual basis. Here begins the first annual Sea Marshall's birthday honours list. This is a Q1 announcement.


It is with great pride that I announce the following.

1. For services to the Fleet during his tenure as AoTF I hereby enrol the AoTF Starj as Commander of the Order of the Fleet Empire (CFE)
2. For services to the Fleet website I hereby enrol the Exco as Officer of the Order of the Fleet Empire (OFE).
3. For services rendered to the Fleet in relation to travel arrangements and accomodation on foreign shores I hereby bestow on Craftsman Coco the title of Dame Commander of the Order of the Bath (DCB).
4. For repeated and selfless engagement in fleet / mini-fleet soirees I hereby bestow on the Gunnary Sergeant Hymers the title of Companion of the Order of the Barf (CB).

Here ends the first annual Sea Marshall Birthday Honours list.

What is this?

Answers on a postcard...

Total Duck billed platypus

Pint of cascade. Seems to be quite popular

Can we join the mini fleet?

Accept or reject?

Emergency!

Its a sticky one too!

Fleet dessert 2

FAIL!

Fleet dessert

Can you dig IIIIIIIIIIIT!

National fleet dinner 2

SUCCESS:)

Chez Hymers

National fleet dinner:)

When you hear the noise...

Not good

Not good at all

Campbell is feeling left out

Yellow fever

Percy scoopin' about at the bar

Weirdo

Spot campbell's beer

Run f9rrest run

Poetry in motion

An afternoon at the station bar peterhead. D'ya like dat?!

Caption Competition

Non scoring post.

Best Caption gets 2 points. I'm judging.

We Were Promised (More) Jetpacks

Another date for your diary boyz. Tuesday 9th June 2009 back at Cab Vol. Tickets £8 + booking.

Who is in??????? Hymers, dont even say it. Just don't say it!!!

First album will be out in time for that.

Seems that they are supporting a danish band called, Teitur. You can check out their myspace here, total grower, track 2 is better than 1 i think.....Also, i'm claiming that i'm saying this now, cause all recollection of my chat about The Fleet Foxes seems to have been forgotten and they are just simply immense!!

Another top band for you guys: Empire of the Sun. Check it boys! If you are into MGMT, and you should be, then these boys are fairly decent ;) Oh and c9ck, special mention here - you MUST go find the Friendly Fires album and listen to it. Another Hot Chip moment coming along at TitP!

In other news, the Jetpacks have appeared on their first torrent!! Some collection of US tunes, to go with their forthcoming US tour ;)

Signing off......

EXCO

Toilet boredom 2

Piri Piri :-o

Blog of The Month (B.O.T.M.) - February

Ok Fleet, so what happened in February?!
Item 1 - 63 posts in Jan down to a paltry 43 in Feb
Item 2 - Quality control - The following posts have been brought to my attention for all the wrong reasons.

Ollie's Christmas decorations posts - just all wrong.
TC - old ladies with trolleys - any need?
Starj - Crazy Frog (twice) and Bagpus - dear oh dear.

However, there were some high points - top 5 as follows

Equal 5th. Starj - Ski goggles, & Ollie - staring at a door - totally random but rather amusing
4. Cardo - Pink - no particular reason ...
3. ZDF - Table Tennis - "ROOF ACTION" shout from Zool - cracks me up every time
2. Vontz - Wava man - a wava man is a happy man!
1. c9ck - Application... Denied

I was going to give Zool some points for speeding it up (by accident) but he's top of the table so I'm not going to. However, I am going to share the points with Vontz, without whom this post would not have been possible.

Something tells me March could be an interesting month for blogs... make it so.

Hit Report so far

Check out the report of who hits us in the UK.

Walsall?!?! :)

You blog it RIGHT NOW.

Lasswade 10 safely negotiated

Beast of a course... Jelly babies to the rescue. Rockin!

A couple of choppers

Cardo goes all in though

Zool da

Small fool

To the fleet

BLOG IT

Get yer wonga out.

Wedgie

Loser of the office wedgie competition! I won:)

The future's bright, the future's neon blue

Crazy Man Cardo

Cardo, you are a legend :)

He's back

And only 3 bux

Friday roll day

Quadruple!

Staring at a door!

It is a relaxing yet boring time of the day:)

Xmas

Is xmas decoration oral sex wrong? 4th in the leaste now :-P

Xmas

Is it wrong to still have xmas decorations up in feb? The deer wanted 2 watch UFC!

Application

DENIED!


LOL @ Speedy version!!!!

Fleet Application Form is now Live!!

Gents, the official Fleet Application Form is now live and can be filled in and submitted by anyone wishing to join the fleet. The form will be sent to all of us if the civilian clicks on the link at the top of the Application Form. (more on that in the next section of this post).

There are 50 taxing questions, and i'm sure you'll agree that it will result in weeding out those that will not come up to scratch.

Please encourage those civilians that you come across to fill in the form. You just never know!

Note - All Applications will be vetted in the double elbow bash manner.

So, lets see who is first to 'join'!


Obviously for security reasons none of our real email addresses could be used, so we now all have @edinburghfleet.com emails which AUTOMATICALLY forward to your primary home email account.

For example, vontz at edinburghfleet dot com forwards to vontz's home email addy. You don't need to do anything other than sit back and relax - something that Coco should be happy with ;)

EXCO.

Just blog it.

Crazy frog.

RIBBBBBET !

Flight Search Engines

guys, some advise is needed. Do you guys know any good search sites for international flights - across the atlantic in particular?

Is there a place on the fleet website for useful pish like this? fleet life?

peace out
CEC

Jelle Klassen

T in the Park 2009

Gents, some new announcements for the big festival :)

Elbow - YES!!
Pendulum - YES!!!
Peter Doherty - Aye, ok, fair enough.
Razorlight - AGAIN!
White Lies - HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GAWD!!!!! YYYYYYYYESSSSS!!!!
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - YES!!!!!!

Been waiting to see YYY for like AGES.

Add to that Blur, KOL, Katy Perry and Snow Patrol and it's not too bad so far. Just add a sprinkling of WWPJ and some MGMT and we're good to go!

Tickets on sale Very soon - I guess next week. I think KOL might be friday nighters - if so, i could be tempted to camp as it will be the only way to see them!