Welcome to the Fleet Blog

This Blog is written for the Fleet, by the Fleet. The 2011 Fleet is made up of thirteen able-bodied seamen and this blog tracks their adventures, home and abroad. Feel free to leave comments, have a laugh and enjoy the debauchery.

Forthcoming Fleet Events

  • 20/08/2011 - Summer Xtravaganza
  • 07/10/2011 - Leichtenstein Trip (Via Zurich)

Sunday, 31 May 2009

Saturday, 30 May 2009

Attempt to steal Blog of the month

By rehashing an old photo from last year's T in the P that Starj took that has only recently been recovered from Sarlack, in the pit of Carcoom.

Enjoy.

PS, Maximo photos and videos posted to Picasa. Rubbish. We need more bloggers.

Anyway, i've nothing more to add, i was just trying to clear out my phone, nothing else.

Total chopper



Monday, 25 May 2009

The greatest pub name ever!



cardo's 1st blog


this has to be eaten during my 7hr ride today! Anybody got some spare bog roll?

Am i really that slow?

I mean, come on, this Nike+ thing isn't working properly, surely??!?!?!

Sunday, 24 May 2009

5th time at tesco in 2 weeks


Story of my life, living in tesco

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Old big head


Must have about 100 stark in the foreground photos!

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Finally...


....some recognition for my goalkeeping talents.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Sunday, 3 May 2009

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Munch


Total mixu patelinen grill (spelling lol) marks out of ten cock?

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Saturday, 25 April 2009

Fleet NAVY seals.



Couple of fannies


Special needs!

Hymers fridge


Not much to throw on the barby though

Friday, 24 April 2009

Who the hell is this?


New feature. Pictures of randoms with fleet implements.

Darkness,


The spirit of darkness. :)

Do you like that?


Yes indeed. Yum Yum.

MEH MEH MEH!


It's LFG time!

Thursday, 23 April 2009

Return 2 the blog


I came across these strange bhoys at sea during my last mission......

Not exactly work material


But we'll go with it.

Saturday, 18 April 2009

New trainers?


Had a new pair of trainers delivered to a mates and was shocked to see what was inside.

The bast**d had swaped them.

Still can't beat a pair of sambas.

Friday, 17 April 2009

Hell in a Erm, room...


I feel like a prisoner, totally can't escape the books. Hate it. Hate it. Bet this takes all you academic types back a few years! Nae offence Tony.

Thursday, 16 April 2009

Visitor's book


Look what someone's written on this visitor's book! Outrageous. ;)

Ooh that was close...



This Week's Top 20

Testing Windows Live Integration and Windows Live Writer on new laptop.

Destination of the Week: Paris http://uk.travelzoo.com/destinations/paris ************************************************************ TOP 7 DEALS -- 15 APRIL 2009 ************************************************************

£99 -- 2-Night Isle of Wight Break w/Meals & Ferry http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-567900/ Source: Melville Hall and Utopia Spa

£69 -- Spanish Costas Family Holiday http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569069/ Source: Search Travel Online

£399 -- 4-Star Nile Cruise inc 10 FREE Excursions http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-567690/ Source: African Safari Club

£105 -- London West End Hotel w/Breakfast, up to £145 OFF http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-568790/ Source: The Bloomsbury Hotel

£399 -- Lake Garda 4-Star Week inc Meals http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569581/ Source: Inghams

£49 -- Last Second! Family Break in 18 UK Holiday Parks http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569114/ Source: Haven Holidays

£899 -- Deluxe Maldives Water Villa Break, £395 OFF http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569121/ Source: Mark's Travel

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Fleet Bordtennis championship


Click Here.

Press Space when the bloke is in the lowest crouch position.
Hammer left and right cursor keys AFTER the 3-2-1 countdown until he shoots the ball out of his ass.

Photographic evidence ONLY accepted as entries - ie, a screen dump and some editing of that screen dump before uploading would be appreciated - nae interest in seeing the dodgy porn that you are watching behind that bordtennis window (Hymers, Percy, Coco, Ollie, C9ck, Cardo, Starj and Tony). Did i get everyone? Good.

c9ck is the official world record holder at this.

Pins


Tree-mendous

Saturday, 11 April 2009

5km - 11/04/09

Not convinced this nike+ thing is working. No way i was that slow, my watch timed it at 22.50! Hmmmmz. Faulty sensor? Miby.

Nike Mini

Friday, 10 April 2009

John Wark?



Leonardo di Caprisun


Total titanic moment! Ensign Lumbo makes his first blog appearance.

Golfer's Grill


Who said i was off the scag? Washed down with a couple of shandys. I heard a rumour that shandy's don't count. Can anyone confirm that?

Tiger Moods


I only wish i had recorded the fact that the next shot was my best of the day! It was like bullseying womprats.

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Guess the Lyric

"Armani, Armani, ah, ah, Armani" what's that from?



PS, we need another Madchester night. Hymers - get TJ on it.

All in favour, say aye. Except Ollie. He's disappeared.

The next fleet must-have purchase

We all must have one of these! :-)


Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Worst shirt tie combo?


It's got potential. :) only 14 complaints at work and some laughter from people who should know better. ;)

Beer goggles


Actually, lemon sorbet liqueur goggles. Same effect...:-S