Fleet Blog: April 2009

Wednesday 29 April 2009

Sunday 26 April 2009

We Were Promised Jetpacks - Quiet Little Voices

Where's the epilepsy warning?

Saturday 25 April 2009

Friday 24 April 2009

Who the hell is this?

New feature. Pictures of randoms with fleet implements.

Thursday 23 April 2009

Return 2 the blog

I came across these strange bhoys at sea during my last mission......

Saturday 18 April 2009

New trainers?

Had a new pair of trainers delivered to a mates and was shocked to see what was inside.

The bast**d had swaped them.

Still can't beat a pair of sambas.

Friday 17 April 2009

Hell in a Erm, room...

I feel like a prisoner, totally can't escape the books. Hate it. Hate it. Bet this takes all you academic types back a few years! Nae offence Tony.

Thursday 16 April 2009

Visitor's book

Look what someone's written on this visitor's book! Outrageous. ;)

This Week's Top 20

Testing Windows Live Integration and Windows Live Writer on new laptop.

Destination of the Week: Paris http://uk.travelzoo.com/destinations/paris ************************************************************ TOP 7 DEALS -- 15 APRIL 2009 ************************************************************

£99 -- 2-Night Isle of Wight Break w/Meals & Ferry http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-567900/ Source: Melville Hall and Utopia Spa

£69 -- Spanish Costas Family Holiday http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569069/ Source: Search Travel Online

£399 -- 4-Star Nile Cruise inc 10 FREE Excursions http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-567690/ Source: African Safari Club

£105 -- London West End Hotel w/Breakfast, up to £145 OFF http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-568790/ Source: The Bloomsbury Hotel

£399 -- Lake Garda 4-Star Week inc Meals http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569581/ Source: Inghams

£49 -- Last Second! Family Break in 18 UK Holiday Parks http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569114/ Source: Haven Holidays

£899 -- Deluxe Maldives Water Villa Break, £395 OFF http://uk.travelzoo.com/top20/1246609-569121/ Source: Mark's Travel

Wednesday 15 April 2009

Click Here.

Press Space when the bloke is in the lowest crouch position.
Hammer left and right cursor keys AFTER the 3-2-1 countdown until he shoots the ball out of his ass.

Photographic evidence ONLY accepted as entries - ie, a screen dump and some editing of that screen dump before uploading would be appreciated - nae interest in seeing the dodgy porn that you are watching behind that bordtennis window (Hymers, Percy, Coco, Ollie, C9ck, Cardo, Starj and Tony). Did i get everyone? Good.

c9ck is the official world record holder at this.

Pins

Tree-mendous

Monday 13 April 2009

Gav stark and the temple of doom

Sunday 12 April 2009

Sea Marshall speaks to bbc.

Just BLOG IT !

Alright, who took a bite of my jezza ?

You blog it RIGHT NOW.

Saturday 11 April 2009

5km - 11/04/09

Not convinced this nike+ thing is working. No way i was that slow, my watch timed it at 22.50! Hmmmmz. Faulty sensor? Miby.

Nike Mini

Friday 10 April 2009

John Wark?

Leonardo di Caprisun

Total titanic moment! Ensign Lumbo makes his first blog appearance.

Golfer's Grill

Who said i was off the scag? Washed down with a couple of shandys. I heard a rumour that shandy's don't count. Can anyone confirm that?

Tiger Moods

I only wish i had recorded the fact that the next shot was my best of the day! It was like bullseying womprats.

Thursday 9 April 2009

Guess the Lyric

"Armani, Armani, ah, ah, Armani" what's that from?

PS, we need another Madchester night. Hymers - get TJ on it.

All in favour, say aye. Except Ollie. He's disappeared.

The next fleet must-have purchase

We all must have one of these! :-)

Wednesday 8 April 2009

Worst shirt tie combo?

It's got potential. :) only 14 complaints at work and some laughter from people who should know better. ;)

Beer goggles

Actually, lemon sorbet liqueur goggles. Same effect...:-S

Monday 6 April 2009

Blog of The Month (B.O.T.M.) - March

Well, it's that time of the month again. It's time for yours truly to survey the carnage that was the previous months BLOG posting and chart a zig-zag path towards the winning BLOG of the month.

My report begins...
March was a partial return to form in terms of number of posts - 53 versus an all time low of 43 for February, but failing to reach the highs of January - 64. Putting this in further perspective we managed 50 in December when only 3 of us had BLOGGING capabilities. I don't think I need say any more, do I?

Now for a serious item of business. It is with great sadness that I inform the wider fleet that on 20 March Ensign Ollie was given a 1 month suspension from BLOGGING due to repeated and willful BOGBLOGGING. That is, I believe the members of this great and venerable organisation know the topography of the Hughes WC almost as well as the Ensign himself. My advice is to take your punishment and think very carefully before BLOGGING in future.

So, to the main item of business. BOTM. Many highlights this month ...

- Stu can ...
- Like a dog chasing it's tail (you had to be there, I nearly broke a rib laughing - nae offence cardo)
- Special mention to our very first overseas BLOG - CLOG IT!
- Zooldafool excelled with his many Dam posts. My favourites are the Flag (EFTA), Mexicano (AoTF + Sombrero scooping about in the shaddows), many fine pics in DAM square

So, the verdict for BOTM, after a long and careful decision process I choose...
Zoldafool's - Mexicano - as much for the memory of Starj running down the street with FURIOUS waiter in hot pursuit. Ah the memories!

Well done Zoolio.

On a final note - there were 2 members who made no posts last month and 3 that only did 1 - you know who you are ... and you know what to do ...