On accepting the rank of Sea Marshall, I - secretly and under laws as old as the fleet itself - and with the utmost humility - bestowed upon myself the duty, nee privilege, of announcing a birthday honours list...er... on an annual basis. Here begins the first annual Sea Marshall's birthday honours list. This is a Q1 announcement.It is with great pride that I announce the following.
1. For services to the Fleet during his tenure as AoTF I hereby enrol the AoTF Starj as Commander of the Order of the Fleet Empire (CFE)
2. For services to the Fleet website I hereby enrol the Exco as Officer of the Order of the Fleet Empire (OFE).
3. For services rendered to the Fleet in relation to travel arrangements and accomodation on foreign shores I hereby bestow on Craftsman Coco the title of Dame Commander of the Order of the Bath (DCB).
4. For repeated and selfless engagement in fleet / mini-fleet soirees I hereby bestow on the Gunnary Sergeant Hymers the title of Companion of the Order of the Barf (CB).
Here ends the first annual Sea Marshall Birthday Honours list.
Dame Coco, you can't beat that. Well, you could, but you didn't, so you can't.
ReplyDeleteI think this should be an Annual Q1 event.