Welcome to the Fleet Blog
This Blog is written for the Fleet, by the Fleet. The 2011 Fleet is made up of thirteen able-bodied seamen and this blog tracks their adventures, home and abroad. Feel free to leave comments, have a laugh and enjoy the debauchery.
Forthcoming Fleet Events
- 20/08/2011 - Summer Xtravaganza
- 07/10/2011 - Leichtenstein Trip (Via Zurich)
Oh Jeshush Chrisht.....
ReplyDelete"Jim tries to swap EdinburghFleet.com T-Shirt for swanky white bubble jacket.
ReplyDeleteWoman does double elbow stooby as response."
Woman "Is your weiner supposed to be that hairy?"
ReplyDeletec9ck "yes"
Woman: "Can you show me what's in your sporran?"
ReplyDeletec9ck: "Sure thing darlin' I just need to strip b0ll0ck naked before i tell you the answer, give me two tix."
That can't be your c9ck, it's f**king tiny and while we're on the subject you could really do with a loan of Percy's foxes tail clippers.
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